52 Things That You Should Never Say to a Man with a Small Penis!

If you say these funny things to a man with a small penis, you will make his life really bitter...

 

 

A man with a small penis will not laugh at these statements... (PhotoXpress)

 

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52 things that no man with a small penis wants to hear ...

1. Oh, it's so cute!

2. I'm really sorry for you...

3. Oh, come on, it's ok!

4. Just be brave!

5. What if we just cuddle a bit instead?

6. You know there's an operation...

7. It is much more fun to look at than if it was normal size!

8. Can I draw a smiley on it?

9. Wau, your feet are really big! I only just noticed it...

10. My last partner had at least 4 inches longer!

11. Look, there's an inch long worm on your thigh!!!

12. Does it squeal if I squeeze it?

13. Oh, I'm sorry, I have a headache today...

14. (You giggle and point your finger.)

15. Can I be honest with you?

16. My 8-year old brother has one just like it!

17. Just a second, I have to get the tweezers...

18. How lovely, you brought a scented stick!

19. This explains your huge car.

20. Apparently you haven't stopped growing yet...

21. Maybe it will grow if I water it...?

22. Oh thanks, I really need a toothpick!

24. I never new it could be so small!

25. What did God punish you for?

26. At least it won't take long...

27. Let's just hold hands...

28. Oh! That's interesting...

29. I never new it could be so small!

30. What is this?

31. Does it even work?

32. Are you on steroids?

33. I heard that excessive masturbation shortens the penis!

34. Maybe it's the lightning...?

35. I think I have a dildo in my drawer!

36. What if we just skipped the action and lit a cigarette instead?

37. Tell me when you're done...

38. Oh, I didn't know you had an accident...

39. Oh look, it's hiding!

40. Are you cold?

41. Only, if you make me drunk enough...

42. Is this an optical illusion?

43. Does it run in the family?

44. Were you castrated?

45. It's good you have so many other talents!

46. Do you have an air pump for this?

47. Ahaaa, this is why we have to judge people by character ...

48. Look, I can easily put it in my mouth!

49. Deep throat?!?

50. Can you please pull the pencil out of me?

51. Can I hang my coat on this?

52. Look, my Barbie clothes are a perfect fit!

 

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