JOKE: Mama in Court

An old lay in court, because she didn't get want she wanted ...

 

 

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Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly..Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him'Take me, young man. Take me now!'Defense Attorney: Did he take you?Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

 

 

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