JOKE OF THE DAY: Anonymous Call

3.09.2011 | By: A. P.

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''Hello, honey'', says a horny anonymous caller on the phone. ''If you can guess what I'm holding in my hand right now, you're going to get it!'' - ''Listen'', says a woman on the other end of the line, ''if you can hold it with one hand only, I'm not even slightly interested.''

 

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