JOKE OF THE DAY: Pinocchio's Penis

13.08.2011 | By: Alex F.

Pinocchio has some problems with girls.

 

 

Pinocchio

 

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Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
- You know, my son, I didn't care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore!

 

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