SEXY JOKE: A Man Only Wants Three Things

Let's brighten up the day with an excellent joke! Which three things does a man want in life?

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Everything a man wants in his life

A husband, wife and their 7-year old son walk into a candy shop. Dad orders:''I want chocolate ice cream, my wife will have vanilla.''

Then he pats his son on the head and asks him:''And what will you have, fat head?''

Lady at the counter angrily asks the father:'' Why did you call him that?''

''I'll tell you why. Each man wants only three things in his life. The first thing is a huge car. Can you see the car outside the candy shop? Well, it's mine. Second of all, he wants a big house. And I have one of the biggest in town. And third, he wants a tight pussy. And I had that too, until this giant watermelon arrived!''

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