Going to Prison Because of an Artificial Penis

Men can cheat drug tests with an artificial penis and artificial urine. Now the inventors of this “heavenly” device are awaiting a prison sentence.

It’s hard to distinguish the Whizzinator from a real penis.

Two Americans, George Wills and Robert Catalano, have been selling the artificial penis – called the Whizzinator – over the internet for three years. The Whizzinator comes in a package together with synthetic urine and a urine heater (set to body temperature), with which you can fool drug tests. The tests naturally come out negative.

The website of the company describes the product with these words: "The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!!" The company has already started developing a female version.

The Whizzinator comes in a package together with synthetic urine and a urine heater.

And if you’re wondering how people whose skin isn’t white can use it, the answer is simple. The Whizzinator can be bought in white, tanned, Latino, dark brown and black color. The Whizzinator salesman is probably awaiting up to 8 years in prison and a 500,000 dollar fine.