Six penises are missing

There are reports about the mysterious disappearance of penises when shaking hands with a stranger coming from Cameroon. Read all about it!

 

North Cameroon is shaken by the mysterious disappearance of male penises.

Suspicious handshakes

 

A strange phenomenon has shaken the entire country, but most of all the inhabitants of north Cameroon, where three men from the town Guidiguidi lost their genitals after shaking hands with s man who was supposedly a stranger. This man was brutally beat because of these accusations, but the confusion was calmed down by the head of the town, called Lamido in this African language. The three men who complained about having their genitals stolen were taken to a nearby medical clinic, where no abnormalities were discovered. Their penises were right where they were supposed to be. Similar problems occurred with some men from two neighbouring towns, but again the medical research showed nothing unusual.  

The inhabitants are still in a panic and worried about their genitals. They are sceptical towards strangers. (jlp)

 

Lost their penises due to a handshake

 

When six new men complained about losing their penis because of a handshake, the chief of the town Yagoua got involved. He gathered the victims of the strange handshake, questioned them thoroughly and had them sent out for medical examinations. The crowd jumped the guilty man and decided that he will pay for his kleptomaniac acts. He was almost publically lynched, but the results of the medical research saved him. Again, no abnormalities were shown. One of the victims explained that he got a strange feeling throughout his body when shaking hands with that man. He said he felt his skin crawl in a second and felt that his sexual organs had shrunk inside his stomach. The natives believe the man is cursed and brings bad energy. Modern medicine will certainly try to explain the phenomenon the best it can. If they don’t succeed, the events in north Cameroon will always remain a mystery. In any case, the inhabitants of the Mayo Danay area remain in a panic, don’t shake hands with strangers and pray that the curse will be lifted as soon as possible and their penises will again be safe.

 

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