Top 6 Blunders during Sex

It’s said that anything can happen to you, so even the best lovers sometimes commit a funny blunder.

 

 

Everyone commits blunders. Even the most experienced lovers. (jlp)

1. Anyone can be clumsy

 

You’re, without doubt, most happy when your actions in the bedroom are refined and elegant, and when every approach seems well trained and calm. However, sometimes it happens that the more you focus on the correctness of each movement, the clumsier you look. In men, for instance, this is most often demonstrated when undoing a bra because every bra can’t be undone in an instant and with one move. When you want to undo a bra in a professional and movie-like manner, it turns into an almost painful exploration of her lingerie. On the other hand, women often have difficulties when unzipping their partner’s trousers and taking them off, especially if he’s in a sitting position. Once a zip is undone, a punch in their face by the penis can take women by surprise.

2. Making strange sounds

 

Strange sounds during sex aren’t so unusual. Men have probably got used to all the possible sounds made by the vagina and anus, from releasing the air to the sounds of whistling, munching and snapping. The funny sounds reminiscent of opening a bottle of champagne or talking from the depth of a well can be made during fellatio as well. A man often makes strange sounds if they had a big meal before having sex, because it forces him to belch and break wind while moving his abdomen and during physical motion in general. In the event that your body makes a strange sound during foreplay or sex, it’s best that you avoid embarrassment by telling a joke or smiling.

 

It’s best that you make a joke or laugh at strange sound. (jlp)

3. When naughty words take a wrong turn

 

Arouse your partner with naughty and dirty words only if you’re certain that you truly master it. Namely, these words often tend to sound wrong and corny, which will have a adverse effect on your partner instead of additionally arousing him or her. Men most often say wrong words if they’re excited about their partner’s ‘big and soft but’ and women most often make mistakes if they use diminutives for his.

4. Strange fetishes

 

Although you already trust a certain person after a few dates, you still need to explore the person’s sexuality in detail before you act out a rather naughty fetish. Such a wild fetish can be a mistake if acted out too soon or at the wrong moment. On that occasion, you can think of the scene in the Sex and the City series where a politician reveals a naughty desire to Carrie while they lie in each other’s arms in bed. He wishes that she would pass urine on him the next time. Poor Carrie doesn’t drink any water on the next date, although they eat spicy Mexican food. Only when he tells her that he won’t be sleeping at her place that night, she drinks a glass of cold water that same moment.

 

Don’t surprise your partner with fetishes that are too wild and acted out at the wrong moment. (jlp)

5. Wild striptease

 

Sometimes a person is carried away by extreme excitement and acts strangely when, for instance, wants to create the feeling that his or her clothes are ‘literally flying through the air’. Whether or not it’s a striptease, everyone’s had an occasion when his or her clothes landed in the most unusual places. Underwear many times landed on the light, flew through the balcony, was torn by a pet, or it ended in the toilet bowl. Don’t worry, you should only be careful that a piece of your clothes doesn’t land on a hot bulb or a turned on stove in the heat of passion because your sex may end in fire.

6. Banging your head and breaking furniture during sex

 

The most common victim of banging during sex is the woman’s head because she bangs it in almost every possible thing. In the heat of passion, men probably don’t even notice that their partner bangs her head against the edge of the bed or against a wardrobe every time they move their bodies. When a woman is on top, the greatest threat to her head is posed by the lights fitted too low. If a man has sex with a woman from behind, it often happens that she swings her head backwards just at the moment when he leans forwards. As a result of this unfortunate encounter, they bang their heads together. It also often happens that the victim of wild and passionate sex is the furniture on which sex took place, whether it’s the bed, table, chair, window shelf or the kitchen counter.

 

The victim of banging one’s head is often a woman. (jlp)

 

You have no influence on some of the blunders that are committed in the bedroom. If you commit them anyway, don’t pay too much attention to them. It’s important that you can joke about and laugh at them.

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