Erotic Movie: Horny Ilsa

18.06.2011 | By: A. B.

This time, we take you into the world of cruel, horny, perverted and morbid Ilsa. This is only for people with strong stomachs!

Dyanne Thorne portrayed a woman named Ilsa in four movies, where she enjoyed torturing men and women.

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Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS

Madam Mengele.

Ilsa (Dyanne Thorne) is a buxom, horny and bizarre Nazi doctor who performs morbid experiments on poor prisoners. She performs horrible medical deviations that would make even the infamous doctor Josef Mengele want to vomit. “I have to prove that I’m right to the Reich generals,” wild Ilsa explains. She is the star of the SS and a lady who is looking for a man who could please her among her prisoners. If he can’t do it, he gets castrated. If she comes, she lets her female co-workers use him and sees for herself what he is capable of. The first one to hit the spot is Wolf (Gregory Knoph), an American prisoner who explains to the other prisoners that he was already different as a teenager. “I was different from my friends. I could go for as long as I wanted. That is when I found out I was special.“ Ilsa, She Wolf of SS, a movie that was forbidden in 1974 and turned into a serious contender for the most cult movie ever, is pure kitsch. It is a pseudo porn horror movie which takes many influences from the holocaust and doctor Mengele. It is much too morbid and questionable from a medical point of view. As a doctor, she gives her patients syphilis and gangrene, inserts a vibrator into the patients’ vagina with 220 volts going through it. She puts worms on their wounds, she butchers them, tortures and tests their pain threshold. Still, she does it with such commitment, so seriously. She has got a lot of drive, heat, erotica and she is horny. There is just enough of dark humour and self-irony, which makes this a classic of the genre. So basically, this is a movie that could make Russ Meyer and John Waters blush. The prohibition was more than justified and fraulein Ilsa wrote history in this art form, a history in which Josef Mengele also has a place.

Ilsa is definitely not for viewers with bad stomachs and for people who don’t like crazy and perverted movie techniques.

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks

The sequel which is just as hot, morbid and scandalous as the first movie from 1974.

Dyanne Thorne is again Ilsa, a wicked, perverted and fetishist blonde who this time helps a hypocritical and self-absorbed sheik El Sharif (the just recently deceased Spalding Gray), who is turned on by pubic hair. He approves of medical tests where the unfortunate female prisoners are being fed with food and grease, so they would become fat and could be sold for more money at auctions. Then, we have the charming American Adam (Michael R. Thayer) who twists Ilsa’s crotch and uncovers the foul plans of the corrupted sheik. Richard Kennedy, who was turned on by urination in the first Ilsa, is into young boys now. Disgusting worms which caused gangrene are replaced by the just as disgusting termites which eat the leg of an infiltrated spy. The electric vibrator Ilsa used to prove that women are superior to men is replaced by a special chip which causes an explosion during an orgasm. This is cult in the true sense of the word.

The second movie took Ilsa among rich sheiks to a chip which caused the vagina to explode during an orgasm.

Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia

The last and by far the worst Ilsa.

Okay, Dyanne Thorne does enjoy some double penetration and dips her prisoners into ice cold water as a tough Russian Stalinist in the middle of Siberia, but she does it without any drive, without perverse pleasure and the steaminess which was so present in her previous adventures, even though we see her in the middle of America twenty years after Siberia, still hunting her prisoner – a man who hated Stalin. Huge breasts don’t help anymore and the image of the biggest bitch ever doesn’t work either. The stupid action ending called for an end to a surprisingly successful and eternally cult series. Unforgettable Ilsa, the wild feminist, tortures only men for a change this time.

Greta – Haus Ohne Manner

A psychiatric institution even Michael Myers would be afraid of.

Greta – Haus Ohne Manner, which was marketed as Ilsa, The Wicked Warden because of Dyanne Thorne, doesn’t reach the heights of Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS and Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks, two movies which Dyanne shot in 1974 and 1976, which doesn’t mean that you couldn’t sell kitsch, sex, fetishes, tight breasts, lesbianism, cannibalism, electric shocks, morbidity and perversion under the counter. You could do it secretly, together with the snuff movies they shoot at our institution, where the wild warden Greta tortures her patients. At times, it is a bit longwinded and of lower quality, but it is still eternal and cult. And just think, Greta was supposedly created after a real female doctor who had a psychiatric clinic somewhere in Portugal.