Erotic movies: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex

11.06.2009 | By: Antonio B

Without a shadow of doubt one of the funniest and most original movies of all time, made by Woody Allen in 1972, showcasing practically all human sexuality myths.

In one of the stories a Doctor (Gene Wilder) falls in love with a sheep.

A collection of very naughty stories

Court jester (Woody Allen), buys an aphrodisiac from a warlock and seduces the queen (Lynn Redgrave). Physician (Gene Wilder), falls in love with a sheep. An exemplary husband (Lou Jacobi), is a cross-dresser. A quiz where the contestants have to guess the guests perversions. An Italian (Woody Allen), who cannot make his wife (Louise Lasser) come. Medical student (Woody Allen) visiting the notorious Dr. Bernardo (John Carradine). Human organism during the intercourse and ejaculation. Seven unforgettable, very entertaining, ingenious, cult and unique stories penned by Woody Allen, who plays a sperm in the last story and utters the following: "I'm not getting shot out of that thing, What if he's masturbating? I'm liable to end up on the ceiling." A top notch comedy and a wild parody, which tells you everything you always wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask.

In the story set in Baroque period, court jester desires his queen, who wears a chastity belt.

A giant killer breast and sex with a sheep

A giant breast, which kills by squirting milk, and a student Victor Shakapopulis, author of the book: "Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing." Making fun of Hamlet: "My father! You who died in childbirth!" Court jester who replies to the following Queen's demand: "Kiss me quick," replies: "Yes!...where is your quick?" And adds: "Before you know it, the Renaissance will be here and we'll all be painting." And demented Dr. Bernardo, a parody of Dr. Frankenstein, who explains: "Insane? That's what they called me at Masters and Johnson for creating a 400-foot diaphragm. Contraception for the entire nation at once!" And then explains: "Here I'm studying premature ejaculation in a hippopotamus. Here I'm going to take the brain of a lesbian and put it into a body of a man who works for a telephone company." And Victor Shakapopulis, who brags of measuring the sound made by an erect penis. Or the answer of Doctor Bernardo that a man can also achieve a clitoral orgasm. And Gene Wilder, who falls in love with a sheep, dresses her in panties, suspenders and denies smelling of lamb to his wife. And the grand finale, when sperms jump into vagina and the human organism is run by a crafty multitude of people inside the brain, testicles, stomach and penis. And "bad consciousness", getting caught while trying to sabotage an erection. An everlasting comedy, comparable only to Love and Death, Sleeper and Zelig, the best movies by Woody Allen, who regretfully became more serious and more boring later on.

Infamous Doctor Bernardo makes a giant breast, which squirts out poisonous and lethal milk.

It's not your basic humor

Although it might seem, based on the examples above, that cheap jokes are all it's about, this is not so. Woody Allen goes over all the themes covered very thoroughly and shows us, that we are often wrong when we label someone a pervert, transvestite... This is brilliantly evident in the quiz sketch, where Allen masterfully shows us our misconceptions of various sexual practices, and goes to extremes when he presents a couple who can only get aroused by imitating dog behaviour. Just to show us what is really perverse. The story of a man who secretly dresses in women's clothing is also very good. We are dealing with a perfectly normal husband, who likes to wear a dress from time to time, Allen tries to explain to us, that we are looking at transvestites in a wrong way. No less convincing and educational is the story of a frigid woman, who cannot reach an orgasm in any way, although her husband tries everything to arouse her erogene zones. The point is that they are not spontaneous enough and that they are doing it by following the instructions from erotic literature, advice of their friends and so on. When he finds out that she gets aroused by having sex in public places, her orgasms are louder than ever before.