Erotic movies: Teeth

5.03.2011 | By: Antonio B

Be careful, her vagina bites like a shark! Teeth is a movie that will make you afraid of the female crotch.

The people who want to have their way with her against her will get hurt.

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A movie that will make you afraid of the female crotch

Forget Marilyn Chambers in Rabid, now it’s time for Jess Weixler – the girl who literally kills with her vagina. She’s like the shark in Jaws, only she kills you on dry land as well. Well, she bites off half your penis, not with her mouth but her crotch. I’m not joking, Teeth is a dark horror movie where the heroine bites with her crotch. She has an ancient demon between her legs. This is an immensely bloodthirsty monster, which wakes up only when someone tries to have his way with her against her will.

The dark comedy Teeth tells a story of a girl who also bites guys’ penises off with her crotch.

A chastity belt with teeth

You’re right, the girl has a safety device between her legs. This is a chastity belt in its deadliest form. This pussy snaps its jaws when the man least expects it. When it snaps, there’s no mercy. It bites the arm, tongue and, of course, the penis, which it literally rips from the man’s body. If you’ve seen The Naked Gun, then you certainly didn’t miss the scene where the pussy slapped Leslie Nielsen with a hand. Now you know that was only a joke, only a comical trick that didn’t scare us. This is different. Now we’ll become afraid like hell of the female crotch. Now we’ll think that we may lose our penis during intercourse.

If you found such a monster between your girlfriend’s legs, you’d undoubtedly lose all desire for sex forever.

Teeth destroys sex

That’s right, Teeth is a movie that should be shown to the Chinese, meaning a nation where they want to reduce the birth rate. If they show it in some other countries, there’ll be a problem. Some countries have too few people to allow even more fear of sex. And Teeth is a movie that will destroy sex. This is a movie that’ll make sex prohibited and a movie that will destroy our libido. This is a very dark comedy, which accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do, particularly with viewers who haven’t seen the Japanese original from 2004, where the pussy was even more bloodthirsty and made in such a way that men will become afraid of it for all time. Thank God it’s only a movie.

The vagina was even angrier and more bloodthirsty in the Japanese original Killer Pussy.

The Japanese original Killer Pussy

This is a nice, hot, bloody and hard low-budget stew that the Japanese made three years before the Americans. It copies the horror movies of David Cronenberg and studio Troma. If you saw Cronenberg’s Shivers, then you know that the women there killed with the help of a bloodthirsty growth between their legs, with the help of a killer vagina which slices up every lover. This is a low-budget treat for all lovers of erotically disgusting kitsch produced by the Japanese this time. It’s no wonder that the most bloodthirsty girl changes into a sexy version of Godzilla in the end.