Erotic Movies: The Wayward Cloud

13.01.2010 | By: A. B

A Taiwanese erotic treat from 2005, The Wayward Cloud, is an ode to watermelons, after which watermelons are not just watermelons anymore.

The Wayward Cloud will show you everything you can do with a watermelon.

Scenes for viewers with an open mind

Tian Bian Yi Dou Yun, or The Wayward Cloud, contains everything missing from 9 Songs, directed a year earlier by Michael Winterbottom. It contains everything to make it one of the most controversial modern movies and everything which separates an unusual movie from an ordinary one. And the unusualness is brought to a very high level. The level is so high that only viewers with a really open mind will be able to understand it. They will even be able to comprehend the watermelons, which are the ultimate fetish, a perverse object of desire, which offer water, air and freedom in the time of drought - the time of wayward clouds.

The movie is a treat for viewers who adore unusual things.

They didn't stop the action even when she fainted

In The Wayward Cloud, the watermelon replaces even the crotch and birth in such a drought and leaves the pie from American Pie a long way behind. The watermelon rocks. The watermelon is all that is left. It is everything a man and a woman need to be happy. Even though it's an accessory for a porn movie, the tireless producers shoot even in the most impossible heat. And when the leading actress faints, this isn't an obstacle because the team bangs the hell out of her, turns her around as they wish and shoot the best shots.

When there's no water, the watermelon is the only chance of survival.

A watermelon between the legs

The Wayward Cloud is a daring and provocative movie, but not so much that it could hide its average character and the lack of ideas. However, it has just enough guts to look good, progressive and very original. Especially during the unforgettable musical scenes, where even Gene Kelly would have to twirl around. The Silver Bear was expected and the opening scene where the man is banging a watermelon between a woman’s legs has become an instant classic. The Wayward Cloud is a movie for people who go all the way and for those who use watermelons for other purposes in their private lives as well.