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Written on: 24. Feb 2011 13:49
DK13
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His wife is mean:

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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Written on: 28. Feb 2011 15:00
onduty
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Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib
Sex? - Three to five times a week
No, no .... I mean male or female?
Male, female sometimes camel.
Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, whatever comes.
But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Oh dear! - No no ! Deer runs too fast.....



Teacher: "Can you tell me the names of 3 great kings, who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives?
Student: "smo-king, drin-king & fuc-king!"



Jokulhaups: I bet that when gays were kids, they always tried to shove the cylinder in the star shaped hole.

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Written on: 3. Mar 2011 09:53
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Girl Stuck In A Dryer: to the video.
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Written on: 5. Mar 2011 14:49
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priceless: Justin Bieber
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Could believe this?! The 1st time I tried to register for a email I input 'PENIS' as the password. I can believe the computer told me it's 'not long enough'

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Chec' this ou' Mother: what did u do at school today? Daughter: mum, i show the boys, as feminine as i am during free period that girls are strong too by climbing the mangoe tree and they were happy and clapping with amazement. Mother: oh! They were looking at your pant from beneath. Daughter: really? Mother: yes! The following day. Mother: what did u do at school today? Daughter: mum, i show the boys, as feminine as i am during free period that i can climb by climbing the mangoe tree and they were happy and clapping with amazement. Mother: i told u they were happy looking at your pant. Daughter: forget it mum, i'd took off the pant before i climb the tree today.

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Written on: 21. Mar 2011 07:44
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My girlfriend likes sticking her breasts in my face then asking for something really expensive

She inevitably gets what she wants

This, my friends, is what is known as a booby trap!
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Written on: 1. Jun 2011 00:59
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Hi,

I'm a 26 12 months old guy.

I'm currently addicted to marijuana and have been smoking for ten many years.

I also have other private issues that I'd wish to create and judging by the high quality of your posts I've go through here therefore far, I am optimistic this might be a good place to spend a while gathering information and facts and feedback.

I've no concept how you can add buddies but when you've overcome a marijuana addiction and will be willing to aid, please add me.
See you approximately.
greetz
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Written on: 14. Sep 2011 21:59
manforce72
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If U can deadicted from consumption of Marrijuna,U will be having more buddies and help U in solving your Private issues.

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famous because of two monkeys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXVPEP4RTfM&feature=player_embedded
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