Build Him a Penis Shrine!
Build Him a Penis Shrine!
If you chronically lack innovative ideas for gifts, build your partner his own penis shrine! You will definitely amuse him.
Take a look at a real penis shrine. (www.yamasa.org)
We men love the idea that our sweethearts love our 
penis and find it special, that they consider it unique and that they aren't interested in any other one. The easiest way to show your man that you feel this is by building him a small, lovely penis shrine.
A penis shrine should include:
- a naked picture of the shrine owner
- a picture of an erected and soft penis
- a picture of you (the penis shrine's owner's partner) holding his penis or giving it an oral treatment
- incense, candles or a miniature fountain
- a short poem or commemoration
- fresh flowers
You can also add a model or a mould of his tool (perhaps a dildo). We assure you your man will feel respected and loved, and you will probably make him laugh. I.e. you can always use the idea of a penis shrine for an especially funny birthday present.
Get creative!
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