Are you up for intercourse in a public toilet?

30.06.2009 | By: Izabela M

Have you ever been tempted? Are you turned on by the fact that you might get caught when doing it? Then this article is definitely for you.

 



Sometimes it’s hard to fight your passions, no matter when and where they surface. (jlp)

Sometimes it’s hard to fight your passions, no matter when and where they surface. (jlp)

 

Quick casual sex

 

Have you ever been so overcome by passion in a crowd or some public place that you wanted your partner like never before? In such situations, public toilets are a welcome solution, that is if they’re hygienically sound. Be careful that the door of the stall goes all the way to the floor because otherwise you might quickly get caught by a cleaning lady or security and your naughty fun would end prematurely. You should definitely not sit on the toilet bowl with your naked skin without putting anything on the bowl. It’s best to put a piece of clothing under your bottom. This way, it’ll also be more comfortable for you, as you’ll avoid the hard and cold sensation on your bottom. If you’re turned on by the chance of getting caught, you’ll be additionally aroused by the fact that you have to do it as quietly as possible.

 


Have sex in a public toilet only where it’s hygienically appropriate. (jlp)

Have sex in a public toilet only where it’s hygienically appropriate. (jlp)

 

He’s sitting on the toilet

 

The most pleasant and simple position is for a man to sit on the toilet, while the woman sits on his lap. So, this is intercourse in a classical sitting position that you also perform in your bed. Men should place their trousers so that they’re sitting on them and open them just so much that they’re able to pull out their penis. If you’re worried that there’ll be a stain from the wet vagina on the trousers, put toilet paper around the zipper before your partner sits in your lap. The sitting position is also appropriate if you do some oral gratification for a minute or two before intercourse. During a blowjob, the woman should sit on the toilet, while you’re standing in front of her. If the man is performing oral gratification, the woman should lift one leg onto his shoulder, so that his tongue will reach her crotch more easily. In this position, the man can support her bottom with his palms and press her against his face.

 


The most comfortable position when doing it in a public toilet is sitting down. (jlp)

The most comfortable position when doing it in a public toilet is sitting down. (jlp)

 

She’s leaning against the wall

 

You can also do the so-called doggy style in a public toilet, despite its confined space. The girl should simply lean above the toilet bowl and lean against the wall, while you penetrate her from behind. This position is also fairly comfortable for both of you, but we recommend you put the lid of the toilet bowl down before attempting this because of the things in the lady’s pocket, her jewellery and also to avoid the unpleasant sight of an open toilet bowl during intercourse.

 


Your partner can also lean against the wall during intercourse and offer herself to you from behind. (jlp)

Your partner can also lean against the wall during intercourse and offer herself to you from behind. (jlp)

 

Standing up

 

If you can lift your partner so high that you can push her against the wall and do it standing up, you can also do this position. So, grab her buttocks, lift her and plant her on your cock, while she should wrap her legs around your waist. Holding your partner will also make it easier for her to lean against the wall. But be careful not to let her head go higher than the partition between toilets because the passers-by will be able to see an interesting show in this case.

 


If you’re strong enough, you can lift your partner and plant her on your cock. (jlp)

If you’re strong enough, you can lift your partner and plant her on your cock. (jlp)

 

Which toilet to choose – men’s or ladies’?

 

You should definitely choose a toilet that’s not used very often. In many cases, that’s the men’s room. The advantage of the men’s room is also that if a man notices intercourse happening, he won’t report it to security, cleaning ladies or the manager of the building. Women who use the toilet could pose a bigger threat. You can also use the toilet for handicapped people, even though this is a slight taboo. It’s almost always available, but almost always locked as well. Naturally, it has more room than other toilets, but the downside is that there’s only one. So, if someone wanted to use this toilet, he/she would see an interesting sight right when he/she opened the door. So, don’t forget to lock the door if you decide upon this third option.

 


The ladies’ toilet is least appropriate. (jlp)

The ladies’ toilet is least appropriate. (jlp)

 

What if we get caught?

 

There’s nothing, absolutely nothing wrong. Naturally, you have to be aware that there’s a fine to be paid for what you’re doing in most countries, so don’t be reckless when going on this sexual adventure. There’s also a chance that you’ll always be branded as passionate, exhibitionistic lovers by the staff of the shopping centre. If there should be an interruption of your passionate adventure, don’t worry too much. People forget and things pass, the only thing that remains is your naughty memory. Calmly put your clothes on, straighten your clothes and walk steadily past the employees and out of the toilet with a phlegmatic look and a slight smile.

 


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