Do not do these Sex Flops in Bed!

15.06.2011 | By: Izabela M

Dr. Yvonne K. Fulbright distinguishes between 12 sex flops which are actually pretty easy to avoid.

Which sex flop is eating this pair of unhappy campers? (PhotoXpress)

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Sex Flop Nr. 1: Being Picky when it Comes to Orgasm

Do avoid striving after a particular kind of orgasm! Change your mindset and focus on any kind of orgasmic sensation whatsoever that will be entirely your own. Don't let your sexual experience be marred by countless theories about tit rub orgasms, clitoral orgasms or any other peculiar kinds of sexual climax there may be. And don't get yourself way in over your head by embarking on a strenuous quest to find the holy G-spot. Just jump into the sea of lust and focus on whatever makes you quiver with sexual delight. Let your body, your senses and your erogenous zones flow and go for your own, special kind of orgasm. Make it happen!

Sex Flop Nr. 2: He or she who Dwells on Relationships passed

Do you really think your new hunk or hunkarella dreams about you revealing every single detail from your past relationships and why they had been stashed under the null-and-void-file? If you do, then you've got another thing coming! You should rather focus on your new romance and invest all of your time in making it the best to date.

Sex Flop Nr. 3: Putting on the Same Old Show

It's a good thing to keep sex a mutual constant, but constants without alteration only benefit math teachers. Putting on the some old show all the time can lead to a certain form of “cancellation” after a while. Do you catch my drift? And here follows a worn out, yet (occasionally) sex-life-saving piece of advice: Do try something new from time to time!

Sex Flop Nr. 4: He or she who Acts like a Sex Doll

Countless people complain about their lover's passiveness, their lack of movement even, and their tendency to let the other do “all the work” in bed. Well, the majority of sexually active human beings prefer an active partner. A partner who reacts to being aroused by their lover, as well as a partner who’s not afraid to show that they’re “in the mood”.

Sex Flop Nr. 5: Rekindling a Doomed Relationship

Relationships that end in misery for both parties involved usually end for a reason. Although the partners (supposedly) love each other, they apparently can’t avoid certain pitfalls such as horrific arguments, irreconcilable differences and the like. To keep it short, they aren’t capable of sorting themselves out. Why dwell on destructive patterns if there is a light at the end of the tunnel in the shape of a new and fresh relationship that could actually be a happy one?

Sex Flop Nr. 6: Drink and Sex

Alcohol and sex tend to be a nasty mix, especially on a first date. Unless you want to make a weird, shaky or even miserable first impression, you should better call it a night before the booze gets to you.

Sex Flop Nr. 7: “I'm hammered. Let's do it!”

A lot of people tend to heighten the mood with a glass of good wine or a sip of champagne. Of course, there is nothing wrong with that, unless you let yourself go and a sip or two turns into a binge. Enjoying a glass or two does have the tendency to increase your desire for the significant other, but anything over and above this limit tends to turn the idea of a man's erection into an unattainable dream and the lady's sweet-sweet parts into a dry nether region.

Sex Flop Nr. 8: Comparing Yourself to the Girls from America’s Next Top Model

Honey, no. Every female body is hot, and classy, and utterly sexy if the mood and the appropriate assortment of “highly magical” make-up is right. Comparing yourself to top models could a) crush your self-esteem and b) affect your sex life in a bad, bad way.

Sex Flop Nr. 9: Reenacting Sex Tips from certain Magazines to a T

Before trying out sex tips from magazines, you should really analyze their possible effects on your sex life. Something that grabs you as sensational and awesome when printed on a piece of paper could in reality turn out to be utterly lame.

Sex Flop Nr. 10: Douching your Vagina before “Doing it”

In contrary to the popular belief that a vaginal douche is very hygienic indeed, it actually isn’t the safest nor the healthiest way of maintaining vaginal hygiene, since a vaginal douche tends to create a shift in the vaginal flora and actually raises the risk of contracting an infection. The vagina should be left to tend for its interior and its flora by itself.

Sex Flop Nr. 11: Engaging in Kama Sutra without Proper Agility

Do stick to the sexual positions that you are most comfortable with.

Sex Flop Nr. 12: Letting your Partner Run all Over your Sex Appeal

Ladies, has your partner been insinuating lately that your cups may be too small and that you should make an appointment with a plastic surgeon? Or gentlemen, has your lady friend recently embarked on a joke spree concerning the size of your “love pump”? Well, what the heck. Just let it slide. Or retaliate, if you feel the need.