Do you have a condom?

Read how you can ask your partner if he has a condom in several different languages...

Que tipo de protecao voce tem? (jlp)

 

Single guys and girls like to get involved in casual sex with hot Spaniard men or a horny Czech girl. But sex with a stranger means a greater possibility of getting a sexually transmitted disease. You do not want to bring home chlamydia, syphilis or something worse together with your luggage?

 

Better condoms than sifilis (jlp)

 

Not all nations are versed in foreign languages. We all know that there are many nations (like Italians, Spaniards and the French) who speak broken English. And if you pass the first and second stages of flirting in France and expect to jump into bed with a Frenchman, you do not want that the question of: »Do you have a condom?« not to register with the hot Frenchman at all.

 

Do you have a condom? (jlp)

 

So, here at Intimatemedicine we put together a small dictionary for you. The questions: »Do you have a condom?« or »What kind of contraception do you use?« can save you from becoming infected with an awkward disease or from a phone call of a girl (you »banged«, but cannot remember her) in nine months. Believe me, the answers to the questions above can be evident from the nodding or shaking of the head. The translations are not literal, but have a similar meaning in the context of things.

 

France

C'est quoi la marque de tes preservatives?

 

C'est quoi la marque de tes preservatives? (jlp)

 

Italy

 

Hai qualcosa con te? Un preservativo?

 

The Netherlands

 

Welk voorbehoedsmiddel heb je?

 

Spain

 
Llevas preservativos?

 

Portugal

 
Que tipo de proteccao usa?

 

Thailand

 
Khun pong kun babb nai kha?

 

Khun pong kun babb nai kha? (jlp)

 

Indonesia

 
Perlindugan apa yang kamu punya?

 

Germany

 
Welche Verhutungsmittel hast du? Hast du Kondome?

 

Bulgaria

 
Kakvi predpazni sredstva imash?

 

Brazil

 
Que tipo de protecao voce tem?

 

Poland

 
Jak sie zabezpieczasz?

 

Welk voorbehoedsmiddel heb je? (jlp)

 

Czech Republic

 
Mash nejkau ochranu?

 

Slovenia

 

Imaš kondom? Katero kontracepcijsko sredstvo uporabljaš?

 

I have not named all the countries, but I hope the »condom dictionary« comes in handy. I apologize that the transcript does not have the symbols of each country's alphabet. It is the pronunciation that counts, right?

 

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