Farting in Bed

Don't let the wind between the sheets embarrass you too much. Farting in bed can be quite fun!

 

It's very likely that something like this has already happened to you. It's actually nothing out of the ordinary. Maybe you felt uncomfortable because you were at the beginning of your relationship, but believe me, farting in bed happens frequently to both men and women.

You sure know what we're talking about ... (jlp)



With women, this strange sound may not really be a “fart” at all but only a release of air from the vagina (instead from the anus). The vagina often gets full of air during penetration. When you pull the penis out, you let the air out and thus you can sometimes hear a sound similar to a fart. Even though this wind has no odor, it can sometimes sound so funny or loud that it can make girls blush.

What can you do?

 

Laughter, laughter, and more laughter. Laugh together. You can even have a crack at your own expense: "Sorry honey, I ate so much beans today I feel like I'm going to explode."

It's always best to joke about it. Farting can be cute and fun! (jlp)

What about men? O yes, you do it. Some even do it on purpose and unabashedly release the loudest fart they can muster. Preferably, it smells as bad as it sounds. Of course, not everyone is like that. Many people fart by accident and feel embarrassed about it, just like girls. Especially if this happens when his darling is giving his John Thomas the oral treatment in position 69. Oh dear, right? Our bodies sure have a strange way of functioning ...

Don't let the wind in bed scare you. (jlp)

So, what can you do?

You can lay the blame on her! It sounds nasty, but it's just an innocent hoax. She will not be able to keep from laughing when you say in a surprised voice: "Darling, what are you doing down there?"

If you pulled the same trick on her before – you are of course nasty – you can still have a joke. Pull the cover over both of you, so she can have a whiff of your “perfume”. It's an evil move, but lots of fun as well - she will most likely begin to go crazy and will attempt to pay you back in some other way.

 

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