Have you ever tried to masturbate with a melon?

23.08.2009 | By: Tjaša Babič

No? Why don't you try today? Some say it is even better than artificial vagina. This is how you do it...

 

Melons are often a synonym for female breasts. (jlp)

Melons are often a synonym for female breasts. (jlp)

Summer is finally gone, but the memories remain. Some still long for the succulent watermelons and melons – the sweet juice dripping from their mouths. This time we give you some advice on how to use fruit for some solo fun.

A melon instead of a vagina

Melons are often a synonym for female breasts. But melons are not only a possible stimulant for the eyes and hormones, a melon can also be a fun and effective accessory if you want to have some solo fun. A melon is soft and moist – like the inside of a vagina. The only downside is the inside temperature, which is not the same as the inside of a warm vagina. But we will deal with this problem as well – but one step at a time.

 


A succulent and tender melon can be a very fun sexual accessory. (jlp)

A succulent and tender melon can be a very fun sexual accessory. (jlp)

How to prepare a melon for masturbation?

First, you have to cut a hole into the melon that will be appropriate for your cock with a knife. The right hole should be a bit smaller then the circumference of your penis. Take some of the insides out, but not all of it. Leave most of it in. The toy is almost ready. If you really want to feel “at home”, you must only warm it up. You do this simply by putting it into the oven for a few minutes.


Before sticking your penis inside, make sure about the inside temperature. You can do this with your finger, but this is not the most reliable method. If you want to be truly sure, take the temperature with a thermometer. The appropriate temperature should be the same as the vagina’s during the time it is aroused. At those moments, the temperature is a degree or two above the average body temperature.


Prepare the melon in such a way that it will feel like diving into the female vagina. (jlp)

Prepare the melon in such a way that it will feel like diving into the female vagina. (jlp)

And the vagina is ready for...

All that is left is to squeeze some lubricant or baby oil into the melon and enjoy the vagina you have created.

 



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