How about a homemade sex toy?

9.03.2011 | By: K. S.

Have you ever thought about adding something extra to your sex life? A sex toy maybe, but you were just a bit to shy to buy one?

A homemade sex toy should not be acidic. (PhotoXpress)

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If it had ever crossed your mind to give a sex toy a chance but you just couldn’t overcome your inhibitions and buy one, then we have a solution for you. How about a homemade sex toy? The sex toy industry may be thriving but is it really capable of satisfying every single sexual whim? To each his own, as they say! We shall do our best to encourage you to try out a homemade sex toy. With a homemade sex toy you will know exactly what it’s made of, how it was manufactured, and what it’s supposed to do. Yes, we already have a finished product in mind. Although a homemade sex toy may be lacking in quality –let's just face it –the search for the appropriate materials is incredibly entertaining and can turn into a real quest for your own “Holy Grail”. Just imagine how much fun it could be to test a plethora of fruits and maybe even kitchen appliances to determine their characteristics when it comes to stimulating the clitoris or the penis, or how suitable they are for penetration. Feel free to enjoy the following tips that could come in handy should you decide to grace one of your bedroom drawers with a homemade sex toy.

What Can be Used for Penetration?

Although a banana could be the first thing that springs to mind, the world of vegetables is full appropriate utensils. Some aficionados won’t think twice about choosing a cucumber as their “pleasure instrument” of choice. Well, it should be noted that it’s easy to peel and quite suitable to be shaped to fit your “intimate proportions”. And you can even decock, oh, pardon me, decoct it in boiling water to soften it up a bit. Or how about turning a carrot into a homemade sex toy? When it comes to the veggie of your choice, feel free to explore the characteristics of their texture while subjecting them to a heat test in your own oven or you just put them in the freezer and see how they fit their cause after they had turned into an icicle. Before you use your veggie or fruity homemade sex toy, make sure you cover it with a condom. To be on the safe side, we strongly advise you to use it for vaginal penetration only. Anal penetration would be a bit to risky since the vacuum could suck a homemade sex toy too deep into the abyss that is your colon. Needless to say, this would be your ticket to the “hall of infamy” of any ER.

A Homemade Sex Toy for “John Thomas”

Since the male imagination knows no bounds, there are many already in existence and their proud owners are quite happy to explore their interiors using the “sex toy” that mother nature gave them at birth. A homemade sex toy of this type would be any fruit whatsoever in which you can drill a hole and shape a tube suitable for insertion. Yet, gentlemen, do avoid sour fruit since its effect on your meatus and your urinary tract in general would be thrilling in the worst of ways. In order to avoid such displeasure, we advise you to make a homemade sex toy from a left-over cardboard tube (like the one that's left after you had used up all the paper towels, *wink*, *wink*). You can easily pull a condom over it and fill it with something soft that will enable you to insert your penis in and “let it glide”. But for the sake of your safety we advise you to not to use anything that could entrap your “schlong”. A cardboard tube is quite a safe pick for a homemade sex toy since you can still cut it open or hold it under water to let it dissolve, while a steel tube could make you the butt of the joke at every fire department Christmas party for the next 50 years and counting.

So, at the end let’s point out once again that you should play it safe with a homemade sex toy. We urge you to avoid anything that could harm, scratch, cut or otherwise damage your skin. Don’t forget about the possibility of allergic reactions and the risk of infection before you insert a homemade sex toy or insert your thing into a homemade sex toy. It’s very important to always cover it with a condom before insertion and to remember to keep the tube large enough for the erect penis to glide in and out! And should you be more on the creative side, don’t hesitate to take your partner to the local mall and roam the shops with a homemade sex toy in mind. You’ll be amazed to see how many simple things could benefit your mutual orgasmic cause.