How to find out what a random woman’s pussy looks like?

Check how you can find out what your neighbour’s, your sexy acquaintance’s, your friend’s vagina looks like? Sexologist Edwin Dregg supports an interesting theory.

 

 

jlp – According to Dragg’s theory the appearance of a woman’s vagina can be determined by a single glance

 

The vagina similarities

 

Men are always interested in what the vagina of a passing beauty looks like. The most well- known theory says that a vagina looks like the lips. The make up is used precisely because a woman can highlight the similarity between her genitalia and the mouth. But such theories remain short-lived urban myths. Edwin Gregg chose the systematic approach. He rejected the lips theory and chose the female ear as the model. "All the stuff about women who colour their lips red is misleading bullshit. The ear tells us the real story," says Edwin. "In the case of most women, unless they are gymnasts and have forgotten to wear their underwear, guys have no way of knowing what they are getting themselves into until they reach the pubic area and have a good look at the vagina. I have developed a way of determining these things in advance."

jlp – The model for the vagina are not the lips but the ear

 

The ears and the female bashfulness

 

His theory is based on years of research and comprises also a theory of behaviour. »Not only can we determine the appearance of the vagina, by observing her ears we can also get a good idea of what her attitude to sex is,« reasons Edwin. "For example, women who wear big red earrings and proudly show off their ears are proud of their sexuality, they are active and so on... Women who constantly hide their ears under their hair are nervous and a little shy when it comes to making love." Edwin also has an idea how to profit from his theory.

 

jlp – an example of a “simple” ear. According to Edwin the vagina should be simple with a more pronounced outer labia

 

The marketing of vaginas

 

Anything connected to stars sells like hot cakes. Following this line of reasoning the vaginas of famous women will sell well. "For example, if a buyer wants a Beyonce experience, I will study the pictures of her ear and thus determine the shape of her vagina and put it in the model. Virtually it will be like fucking the real thing," thinks Edwin. "If you want to aggravate your neighbour, you will order one that looks like his wife and on top of everything one which will be good in bed." Edwin’s way of thinking is certainly interesting. He wrote a book based on his theory entitled "Twat Spotting", he presented it at the Erotic Art fair in Brisbane. Unfortunately the details of this theory are still not available in many countries because the book has not yet been translated there. If any of the readers happen to find themselves in Australia, the editorial team of Sexation would be happy to receive a copy..

 

jlp - Beyonce truly has beautiful ears. Her vagina has to be complex, with pronounced inner labia and interesting lines

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