How to Get Her into Your Bed in Half an Hour? (Part 2)

20.04.2011 | By: T. P.

Our second article on the topic focuses on finding the right location for intercourse and everything else you have to consider.

Take her into your manly hands and get her to an orgasm in just half an hour. (PhotoXpress)

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First kiss – action!

We suppose you passed the first part of the assignment - the mission of finding a woman and persuade her to immediately venture into your bed - with flying colors. You got her attention, she’s dancing with you on the dance floor or is sitting close to you in a corner of the bar. There’s tension in the air and butterflies in the stomach. You both already know that a kiss will turn this into a night of wild passion, but it's hard to get past that point of first serious physical contact. You have to take the initiative.

You have several options. The goal of the game is to get so close to her skin with your lips that she feels your breath and that all the depilated hair on her body stands up on end. The simplest thing is to look her in the eyes, then look at her lips, then travel with your eyes back to hers and slowly start with a direct assault. You never know, it may work. If it’s not working and you see this isn’t the right move, focus on any special feature of her face (even if there is none) and start bluffing: “I’ve never seen such beautiful nostrils!”

The other secret involves getting close to her on accident, because of your “clumsiness”. Something falls off the table and you both lean down, or somebody pushes you when you’re dancing, and you’re so close to her face that you can hypnotize her with your eyes. In these cases you have to follow your instincts. They always know when the time is right, you only have to listen to them carefully.

Human bodies are attracted to one another like planets, you just have to let it happen. If you come across a girl who likes to talk and you can see that it’s going to be a very long night, you have no other choice but a direct assault, especially if you notice that she’s talking because she’s tense and doesn’t know what’s going to happen. Put your finger on her lips (it shouldn’t smell of cigarettes, garlic or wine) and kiss her passionately. You may even pull it off. It’s best if you have good friends who manage to get a slow and erotic song on when you’re dancing. The body heat, your bodies moving closer ... cheek to cheek, and the action can begin.

Where to have intercourse? Should you get her literally into your bed?

Let’s say that a bit more than 15 minutes have passed from the first contact until now. Your lips are on hers and you’re exploring her body, while there’s only one question in your mind. Where to take her? Unless you live just around the corner, you have no time to take her home and literally place her into your bed. If you’re in a very crowded bar, where there are 15 drunken teenage girls waiting to use the toilet, the toilet is out of the question as well. Sometimes the circumstances don’t allow us to follow the strict time plan we have set. If you’re at a boring family celebration or a wedding, there’s usually a room or an apartment you can rent. The second and probably the most realistic option of all is the car. The third option is intercourse in public - in a very dark corner of the bar or in a nearby street (forest, park, garage ...). The fourth option is still the toilet. We may also have a good friend who can lend us his or her apartment. We may have keys to some offices. There are probably some other options, but each one has a risk factor involved, which is pretty self-evident. In winter, we are already pretty limited because of the cold. We don’t all have cars, or there’s nowhere to park it without getting a ticket. It’ll seem most elegant if you know where you’re going in advance, like reserving a room nearby or at a friend’s. If it’s summer, you have to know the area, all the bushes and benches. Some are daring enough to do it between a mass of dancing people, where the flashing lights and the pulsating bass conceal all the sights and sounds. Besides, no one really cares. We strongly suggest against doing this at your aunt’s 50th birthday party. If you’re at a private party, you have to know the house or apartment you’re at. Use the garage, cellar, the terrace, trophy rooms, bedrooms, etc. You have 5 minutes maximum for the transition from passionate kissing to going to an appropriate room. Take charge, choose the direction and pull her with you. There is no time to hesitate. Your time is running out.

A quickie

You’re finally alone. Hands are everywhere, lips are on lips, legs between legs, clothes are flying in the air. You only have ten minutes left, so don’t waste your time undressing. Get to her labia and plough them with your fingers. If you’ve done everything correctly up till now, you’ll be drowning in her juices. There’s nothing more to explain here. Push her against the wall, push it all the way in and fly to the finish.

If you notice that the girl’s not ready when you plough her labia, you have to assess where the problem is and act accordingly. She perhaps doesn't feel safe. Because you don’t have time to find out the exact cause of the problem, turn into the most tender person in the world in a second, remove your hand, kiss her passionately and give her a firm embrace. Slowly, go down with your tongue, focus on every erogenous zone you can remember, keep caressing her with your hands ... Some girls feel unpleasant during oral intercourse because they’re afraid they taste and smell strange. So don’t force your way between the labia unless they open up like a flower. Offer your finger and attack the clitoris with it. Turn her over and put your cock (dressed in a condom, which was tucked away in the most appropriate part of your trousers) against her buttocks. One hand should always be working on her, so practice putting your condom on with one hand. Rip the wrapper with your teeth, put the top between the index and middle finger so that the air goes out, use the thumb and the rest of the fingers to slide it down the penis. Put a lot of saliva on it and thus lubricate her vagina at the front with your finger and in the back with your penis. This position is ideal for a quick orgasm.

Rub the clitoris and let her suck your penis in and then push really hard. With your other hand, massage the nipples, work on her ears, neck and back with your tongue. Try to get into her rhythm, surrender to the pleasure loudly and breathe heavily. Surrender to animal passion and she’ll respond similarly. When the time is nearing 29 minutes, increase the tempo and give everything you have to give.