Recession? Save with the Help of Sex

19.10.2011 | By: T. P.

Are you looking for new ways to save on things? Let’s help you with useful tips on how to save on things and have fun while doing it!

A bottle of wine, the best chocolate, a movie from DVD rental and a warm bed. (PhotoXpress)

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On what did people save in the past?

Have you ever wondered how people had fun in the past? They didn’t go to the cinema, a discotheque nor shopping. Maybe they went to a pub for a pint of beer or a glass of wine, but they had to walk or ride there, and they didn’t have a lot of money. If they stayed at home, they didn’t have the television, radio nor a sofa to sit on. What did they do then? They went to bed. They got up in the morning and went to work. But in winter, it gets dark around 5 p.m. or sooner and there are 12 hours until 5 a.m. Even of you try very hard, you can’t sleep for 12 hours every day. Thus, people had sex. They had fun, stayed warm and the time passed quickly. This is what people did in the past. Poorer they were, more sex and more children they had. Today, the birth of children can be prevented and people have more, longer and better quality sex.

What can you save with sex?

Heating

Are you used to having high temperatures in your bedroom and apartment and your feet are always chilly underneath a blanket and thus you turn up your heating? This problem can be solved by sex. Central heating can be turned off very early and limited only to the bedroom, and you don’t even need it there. Every night, crawl into bed early and warm yourself up with activities in bed. Do you constantly lack time for sex because you have to watch your favourite series or the news at 10 p.m. and you have to get up at 6 a.m. every morning? Instead of stupid television, treat yourself to a massage given by your partner and then you give your partner a massage and later spice everything up with sex. You’ll heat the room, your feet will no longer be chilly and you’ll save on heating.

Electricity

As already said, you leave the television turned off. Lights in the living room and bedroom don’t have to be switched on until the last minute before going to bed. Switch the lights off and focus on your feelings. Grab your partner in the dark and have sex with him/her. If the computer, television, radio and lights are turned off for three or four hours every day, you’ll definitely save some money.

Instead of an expensive dinner, enjoy your partner’s company

What are your evenings like if you plan to spend them with your friends or partner? A popular pub, cinema, bowling, a couple of drinks, food, tickets, if you can spend less than 20$ per person a night, you’re a true magician. And how much does one condom cost? What is an evening like if you think for a moment? You talk to people. You’re always surrounded by several people that don’t suit you. There’s loud music, impolite people, exorbitant prices and so on. If you stay at home or pay a call on your very good “friend”, how much does that cost you and what is your evening like? You indulge in love, relax your mind and body, and you go to sleep soft, warm and satisfied. Do you still want to see that movie? All right, have sex before the movie and you’ll see whether you’ll still find it interesting. Are your friends waiting for you? Before you leave home, put your hand into her panties and smell it, then make a decision. Would you like to have dinner, eat good food and enjoy a good conversation? Enjoy her breasts as an appetiser and take her whole body as the main course. Then open your favourite chocolate and pour two glasses of wine and talk to your partner in bed. The conversation will be fluent after an orgasm and the trust between you will grow. Can you evaluate that in money terms? Priceless!