Sex in a Full House? Why Not?

28.04.2010 | By: JP

Do not be ashamed of having sex in a full house full of curious ears and poisonous tongues.

Even though you live in a house that's full of people, you can always find five minutes for an exciting quickie. (PhotoXpress)

If you're living under the same roof with your partner's or your own parents, or if you have a house full of children, finding an opportunity for sex can be a daunting task. You have tried to solve this problem before, but you still have the feeling that walls have ears and that you're living in the BigBrother mansion, where your every move can be observed and every sound you make heard. But it really is not that bad, when you're trying to have sex in a full house. Maybe we can help you with some advice.

When it's about sex in a full house, forget romance

Be quick and efficient. Even if you only have a couple of minutes, sex can still be very rewarding. Skip foreplay and get down to the real thing right away. Do not experiment with new positions or techniques, but stick to your tested and true approach, which will have you orgasm as soon as possible. Romance, cuddling and whispering gentle words, these things are better saved for when you go to bed.

Think of excuses

If you wish to spend a few hot moments in bed with your partner, go to your bedroom and tell others not to disturb you, because you had a really hard day and do not want to be disturbed while resting. Lock the door and if somebody knocks, pretend you are asleep. If you have a radio or TV in your bedroom, use it to cover the squeaking of the bed and use even louder coughing to mask the moans of pleasure.

Hide in the bathroom

The bathroom is the ideal place for a quickie in a full house, because the flowing water and hairdryer perfectly mask your moans and heavy breathing. You will probably have at least fifteen minutes, before your family members will come knocking. It would be best, if you lock yourself in your bathroom in the evening, after making sure all your other family members have already satisfied their physiological needs. This way, sex in a full house can be just as enjoyable.

Don't be shy

Awkwardness is the biggest enemy of couples that wish to enjoy sex in a full house. Feelings of guilt and the question, "What if our children hear us?" or "What if our parents catch us?", can be a serious mood killer. You have to understand that it will not mean the end of the world, if someone hears that you are having sex. Sex among two people that love each other is a very beautiful thing, which you do not have to be ashamed of. But if you still cannot get rid of the awkward feeling that's preventing you from really relaxing and enjoying sex in a full house, your only other option is to rent a room in a hotel.