What don’t men like during intercourse?

17.06.2009 | By: K. Ž.

Even though men are supposedly always ready to go, there are some things you can’t do if you want to keep his cock upright.

 

 

Men can also lose desire during intercourse if you torture them with the wrong things. (jlp)
Men can also lose desire during intercourse if you torture them with the wrong things. (jlp)

 

Don’t ask unnecessary questions  

 

The only questions that are acceptable for him in bed are if he wants you to put it in your mouth or between your breasts. Questions like do you want to go on a trip or to your parents’ house for lunch on Sunday are strictly prohibited during intercourse!   Don’t change your mind when the action has already started   You’re both warmed up and some hot intercourse is on the horizon, then you remember you forgot to pick up the laundry from the cleaner’s on your way home. You might find this to be very important at that moment, but wait until the intercourse is over. Your lover won’t be in the least thrilled if you rush to the city during the passionate foreplay and leave him ungratified!  

 

When he finds out you’re faking your orgasms, it will really bruise his ego. (jlp)
When he finds out you’re faking your orgasms, it will really bruise his ego. (jlp)

 

Don’t fake it  

 

Even though you may think men don’t notice false pleasure and orgasms, you could also be wrong. It’s definitely not positive for a relationship if you always fake your orgasm because lies always come out and when your lover finds out what a good actress you are, he will definitely not be thrilled. Men appreciate honesty as well.  

 

Don’t criticise him  

 

Even though his fingers are a bit too fast and his kisses too strong, intercourse is definitely not the time for lessons about the right moves. Instead of telling him what not to do, direct his fingers and kisses to where it feels good. You can speed up or slow down the pace with touches of your hands. If the problem is really too big, wait for the appropriate moment and tell him with as much good intention as possible. You don’t have to destroy his whole self-confidence.

 

 Intercourse is not the right time to be shy. (jlp)
Intercourse is not the right time to be shy. (jlp)  

 

Don’t hide under a layer of blankets  

 

OK, you’re a shy girl, but be shy somewhere else, not in bed. Your man won’t be thrilled if he has to get past layers of blankets, sheets and pillows to get to your body. Don’t be ashamed of your nudity, even though you think your bottom is too fat. Believe us, at that moment your lover certainly won’t notice that extra ounce of fat which you gained on your bottom during the winter!  

 

Don’t borrow your grandmother’s underwear  

 

Giant panties may seem incredibly comfortable and easy to wash because they’re made out of cotton, but he’ll most likely find them hideous. They’ll remind him of his grandmother’s drawers, which were drying in the garden when he visited her during the holidays. Believe us, giant cotton underwear is without a doubt a passion killer! You can still wear comfortable underwear which is also sexy.  

 

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