What to Do with Sperm after Intercourse?

22.01.2011 | By: A. B.

Ejaculating sperm can be a very impractical matter occasionally, especially if you are somewhere outside and your partner doesn’t like swallowing sperm.

If you swallow the sperm after giving him oral or manual pleasure, you will have the least difficulties. (Photoxpress)

The most practical thing is to let him come into your mouth

It must have happened that you started oral or manual gratification somewhere outside, like in a movie theatre, a toilet, or when visiting friends, basically in a place where there is no time for the bathroom and where sperm can cause a problem, especially if you don’t want to swallow it. He can’t come onto his stomach because that would put a stain on his shirt and it will remain wet, which will definitely be noticed by others as well. He can’t come onto the floor unless you two are sloppy and don’t care about the surroundings you are doing it in. The sperm can’t stay in the testicles because your man would explode from desire and pain. That is why it might be most practical to swallow it and destroy all the traces of your actions. If you can’t swallow it and you are near a drain, nature and a toilet, for example, he can come into your mouth and you can spit it out later. A bigger problem occurs if you are in a movie theatre, where there is no toilet nearby and where you can’t exactly spit on the floor. If you don’t mind having it in your mouth for some time, let him come into your mouth, then walk to the toilet and spit it out. If that is not an option, make an effort and try to swallow it. Let’s get this straight, we are not saying you have to swallow it and that it is the decent thing to do, we are just saying that it is the most practical option and that you have to be aware before the action begins that it will have to end in just this way. That is why you should have some sweet chewing gum in your purse, so you can improve the taste in your mouth and nobody can smell you.

Condoms, sanitary towels and tissues

A condom is a very practical solution. It catches all the sperm and doesn’t make a mess. This goes for intercourse, oral intercourse and a hand job. If you are performing oral intercourse, don’t forget to buy condoms with a fruity flavor, so that you are not bothered by spermicide, which is unnecessary as you can’t get pregnant from a blowjob. You can start out without a condom. When you feel your partner is close to exploding, put a condom on and catch the sperm. Take it off after the ejaculation, tie it at the top and calmly put it in your purse or your jacket pocket. The same goes for a hand job. A condom can also solve the dilemma with your sperm during that. If you don’t have a condom and your passion caught you by surprise, tissues can be very handy. The guy can easily come onto his stomach then and you simply wipe the sperm off. He can come onto you and you do exactly the same. You can do something similar with tissues after intercourse and simply wipe your vagina. As you know, sperm stays in the vagina for a long time and it never goes away really fast, so you can put some paper in your panties. It will catch the sperm and prevent unpleasant wetness. You can do the same with sanitary towels. They will absorb the sperm even better than tissues. This means that you don’t have to be embarrassed and can think of only the practical aspect. A bit of sperm on your panties will also not pose that much of a problem because you will wash them at the end of the day.

Rub the sperm into the skin

If you get to work on your partner manually, without taking the penis out of his pants, but by stimulating him with your hand in his underpants, we see no other option than letting him come and you try to catch most of the sperm with your hand, which you then wipe into a handkerchief or lick it off if you are a bit naughtier. The other way is to be careful not to let the sperm get in contact with the pants and that it stays on the skin. You then rub it into the skin for so long that it dries out. You basically massage his penis, testicles and thighs with his sperm. You can also use your other hand, which is not wet, and rub it into your own skin. You can also wipe the sperm into his underpants, which he then takes off and goes home in only his trousers. If there is not much sperm, the problem isn’t that great. The difficulties occur if large quantities of it squirt out. That is when visual consequences can’t be avoided. You just have to take care that there are as few visual signs as possible and think about our first suggestion again – that it is best to simply swallow it.