Penises: The Biggest of Them All

You will be amazed at the size of the biggest of them all... and the tiniest.

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Science measures the biggest of them all

When a man measures his penis, the size he measures is always only an approximation of the true state - men, you know that you like to pretend you're the biggest of them all! That is why there are no reliable data on the actual sizes of male organs in the 21st century. Nevertheless, the officially biggest of them all is 13.4 inches long when erect and 6.3 inches thick, and it was measured by a medical doctor, Robert L. Dickenson. Truly!

Where there are large ones, there are also small ones. The smallest penis in the erect state measures only 0.4 inches! There are of course medical reasons for this state. Micropenis, which measures only one centimetre, grew mostly inside the body of an anonymous man, and not outside it as it usually does. The second medical reason for the dramatic lack of length is a very rare disease called hypoplasia. As a result of this disease, the head of the penis is attached directly to the bone, which means the penis does not have the middle part.

And which animal is the biggest of them all in this respect?

The crown does not belong to the king of animals, the lion, but to the whale with an organ which is 9.8 feet long and almost 12 inches wide. The second are hippos and elephants with one-meter long penises. Perhaps the most interesting are barnacles, or small marine crustaceans. Their penises are 42 times larger than themselves so relatively speaking, they are by far the biggest of them all.